| Google is smarter than whatever you're using to search the web right now (assuming you're not using Google). It's really clever technology. Instead of just word matching, it rates a site based on how many related sites link to it, based on how many highly-rated sites it links to, and based on how often it's actually chosen when it's returned as a search result. Clever, neh? So use it.|
Sadly, Google.com has nuked their "you search, we pay" affiliates program, so now this google bar is provided exclusively because it rocks, and no longer because they paid me $0.03 per click.
| As a public service to would-be pigeon-holers and deindividuation hobbyists, I have provided links to a series of sites to which I make semi-regular visits. Feel free to presume to define me by the sites I frequent, I don't mind, I actually appreciate it. It will comfort me, as I insert the soldering iron into your rectum.|
| This was originally the sum total content on this page which, while somewhat lame, had the benefit of also being really lame. Click this button to launch the sites that I normally read on a daily basis. Or don't. |
| For more fun and excitement, click here for the weeklies. These are sites I frequent that don't update quite as often.|
| Finally, if you think you can handle it, click here to do absolutely nothing.|